OH YES, I REBLOGGED IT. ‘CAUSE IT’S HOT. THAT’S WHY.
tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
the fact that this would work on me has me concerned
…People will probably get mad at me for saying this…
Don’t get me wrong…I love Calzona…(althoooough, after seeing Lauren/Arizona together, I ship it so hard!) and I think people are being a little bit hard on Arizona…
All I’ve seen is posts that say What the fuck Arizona or I hate you, Arizona or why in the hell would you do that to Callie? And the normal I HATE YOU SHONDA, YOU BASTARD, but we’re always used to that one XD …And sure, there are many answers to those questions…but…things happen!
Sure, Arizona and Callie have been through hell and back during the past few seasons…we all know that!
But you guys gotta understand, or at least try to imagine what’s going on in Arizona’s head when Lauren’s flirting with her…or, try to imagine what she’s gone through even. She’s just honestly so surprised that anyone, other than Callie, could have any sort of interest in her. She’s been through so much this season and she barely even made it back…and at that moment in time, whatever she felt for Lauren felt right at the time, and, she just went with it!
As much as I ship Lauren and Arizona and as much as I still love Calzona…I’m not going to say that what Arizona did was right…but, like Jessica Capshaw said in an interview a few days ago…relationships aren’t always happy and they’re not perfect. Granted, they’ve had trouble before…but nothing that romantic ever got in the way of their relationship. And I wish I could say that Arizona and Callie will be super okay after this, because they probably won’t be…but, in the end, hopefully…this all will make Callie and Arizona’s relationship much stronger. Everyone has their own problems that they gotta work through in life, and usually, we learn from our choices…and sometimes, it’s for the better!
I don’t know if anyone will read this…but I just wanted to get my opinion out there…and as much as you all have your opinions and are allowed to say OH GOD I HATE YOU ARIZONA…just think past the sex in the on-call room thing with Lauren and maybe you won’t hate Arizona all that much…
And I’m done…so, if you actually read my probably meaningless rant, thank you…because my hands feel like they might fall off. xD

This is 19 year old Marie Fowler. Her cancer just returned, and has been declared terminal. She’s already in Hospice Care. Her final wish is to meet Kellin Quinn from Sleeping With Sirens. Please, make it happen. Spread the word. This girl deserves it.
SIGNAL BOOST.
The small amount of notes on this post worries me.
SIGNAL BOOST. LET’S MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
COME ON GUYS, IF WE FAN GET A FLUFFY CHICKEN FOR SOMEONE WHY NOT THIS

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE
Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!
NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…
Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.
However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.
A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.
A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.
Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.
The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.
Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!
Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/major signal boost
Signal boost to help everyone in case of an emergency!
// Jaime in The Deaths of Ian Stone
Where the fuck did my pants fly off to? …Oh well! xD

1.) Improve grammar, details, and spelling
2.) Meet awesome people
3.) Allow your creative side to come out
4.) PUT YOUR CHARACTER THROUGH EMOTIONAL TRAUMA
FOR YOUR OWN SICK AMUSEMENT
EWEWEWEWEWEW!!! I WISH THAT THE PURGE PICTURE WOULD GET THE FUCK OFF THE SIDE OF TUMBLR ‘CAUSE THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS CREEP THE SHIT OUT OF ME. AAHHHHHHAOWEIHFAOWEFPHAWEOFIHWEOHIO!!!

SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH
MY GOD
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS
WHY ARE WE USING CAPITAL LETTERS?????
BECAUSE SHE WAS SUCKING HIS PENIS